Wanna make $21,000.00 a week?
Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 3:17 PM
Soon cars will have a mandatory breathilizer installed in every car that you will have to blow into in order to start your car. Too much alcohol and the car won't start. 10 minutes later the car will blow it's horn and lights blinking.
Wanna prevent that? Then hire a blow prostitute. I predict a new crime in 2010 of arresting men and women who will stand outside a bar and for 100 bucks they will blow into the tube to start your car.
Wanna bet on it? I think I will win that bet hands down
- Mood:
Joy - Listening to: my heart beat...wait...I don't hear anything
- Reading: My tombstone
- Playing: ??
- Eating: worms
- Drinking: rain water
Devious Comments
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"They say that music creates a bridge between Heaven and Earth."
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Osaka: *goes cross eyed*
Girl: What are you doing....?
Osaka: You know the crust you get in your eyes? I'm checking it out....
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"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds."
-The notebook
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[ [link] ][ Thank You 4 Watching My
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The Admin oF that
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sohbet
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A Dream is but a Fantasy that has not yet been turned into Reality...
ummm - by me
[link]
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Eric Daoust Photographer
Gallery: [link]
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, if you dont take it out its bound to Rust.
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J L Design Studio
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Only when you close your eyes are you truly free!
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If you are crazy enough to date me then your too crazy for me to date
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.· aυn en la rιѕa el corazón pυede eѕтar con dolor
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Welcome to my Ecstasy of Art
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"Would you notice if the world stopped spinning?" "It already has."
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When the bruising starts just bite your tongue.
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"Would you notice if the world stopped spinning?" "It already has."
I hope you will find something interesting.
I'm not even an amateur photographer.
I just take photos!
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Member of *FractalDreams
Member of *TreesClub
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fuh nuh muh huh. . . . taking requests
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she needs zeh love ~IzzyWinkle
Glad you liked it
Many grtz,
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: Sven :
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!
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More love, I can hear our hearts cryin'; More love, I know that's all we need; More love, to flow in between us; To take us and hold us and lift us above; If there's ever an answer; It's more love ~ Dixie Chicks
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"Even Erotic Art Has a Certain Sanctity."
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